{"id":2210,"date":"2017-05-12T08:39:25","date_gmt":"2017-05-12T08:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fdrt.net\/wordpress\/?p=2210"},"modified":"2025-06-09T13:43:49","modified_gmt":"2025-06-09T13:43:49","slug":"12-le-patient-impatient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/?p=2210","title":{"rendered":"Pens\u00e9es vagabondes&#8230; 12. Le patient impatient"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>Impatience et longueur de rage vaut mieux que force ni que temps.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ou presque\u2026<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nUn patient impatient passa chez le m\u00e9decin.<br \/>\nLa maladie, pas si encline \u00e0 passer, prit son temps.<br \/>\nEt le patient pensait : pour n\u2019\u00eatre pas si en vrac, faut-il mourir et renaitre, pas si en tas ?<br \/>\nTu vas rendre gorge, disait-il \u00e0 la maladie, mais la maladie le laissa sans voix.<br \/>\nBr\u00fblant de rage, il grimpa 42 degr\u00e9s de col\u00e8re. La maladie lui dit: au 43e, tu meurs.<br \/>\nAlors il patienta, impatiemment.<\/p>\n<p>Gu\u00e9ri, l&rsquo;impatient fit feu de toute sa h\u00e2te pour rattraper le temps perdu, ce temps qu&rsquo;il aurait pass\u00e9 sans le perdre s&rsquo;il avait \u00e9cout\u00e9 la voix qui lui disait:<br \/>\n\u00ab Prenons du temps ensemble, je t\u2019apprendrai \u00e0 en prendre pour toi. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Philippe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impatience et longueur de rage vaut mieux que force ni que temps. Ou presque\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,142],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-2210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-pensees-vagabondes","tag-pensees-vagabondes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2210"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2251,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions\/2251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.fredericdrouot.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}